All of this shipping hate on my dashboard.
Remember those crappy ‘pick-your-own-ending’ Goosebumps books?
We should make one called ‘Stop Fucking Whining!’ by Avatumblr, where you can choose your own pairings and life is rainbows.

Remember those crappy ‘pick-your-own-ending’ Goosebumps books?
We should make one called ‘Stop Fucking Whining!’ by Avatumblr, where you can choose your own pairings and life is rainbows.

AN ATLA LOVE SONG (ACOUSTIC VERSION)
A
Have you ever thought of taking me for Jasmine tea?
D
Have you ever stared up at Yue and thought of me?
A D E F#m
If Oma and Shu can make it work than so can we,
D E A
So let’s have our own Fire nation school dance party!
A
There’s a blue arrow tattoo running through my heart,
D
And I swear to agni it glows whenever we’re apart,
A D E F#m
Like the walls of Ba Sing Se I hope we never part,
D E A
So let’s go for a ride in my Omashu cart!
Dm A
I feel like I’m on cactus juice when you are near,
Dm E
So I’m sending out this messenger hawk for you dear.
A
Can I be your forever girl,
E
Can I be by your side while you save the world…
F#m
Let me be the one to touch your scarred face,
D Dm
Together we’ll repopulate your race.
A
You’ll sneak into my tent and we’ll begin,
E
And hope that Zuko doesn’t walk in,
F#m
So grab you’re glider, c’mon let’s soar,
D Dm
‘Cause you’re the one I’d close my seventh chakra for!
A
I wouldn’t care if you’re not daddy Ozai’s pride and joy,
D
‘Cause nothing could be sexier than a momma’s boy.
A D E F#m
As long as you’re not like your sister, because oy,
D E A
Your sister’s epic PMS sure can annoy.
A
So abandon hope, it’s time to cross the Serpent’s Pass,
D
Then we’ll blunt it up if Appa didn’t eat all the grass,
A D E F#m
And prey to the spirits Long Feng lets the memories last,
D E A
So let’s follow the instincts Sokka never has!
Dm A
Aunt Wu says in our future she sees a great romance,
Dm E
And I promise where we’re going that you won’t need pants.
A
Can I be your forever girl,
E
Can I be by your side while you save the world…
F#m
Let me be the one to touch your scarred face,
D Dm
Together we’ll repopulate your race.
A
Together we will dominate the earth,
E
We’ll be more than two copper pieces worth,
F#m
So save me from the pirates, baby, you’re the one ,
D Dm
And then take my words away on the Day of Black Sun!
lalala solo and shit
A
Can I be your forever girl,
E
Can I be by your side while you save the world…
F#m
Let me be the one to touch your scarred face,
D Dm
Together we’ll repopulate your race.
A
Together we will dominate the earth,
E
We’ll be more than two copper pieces worth,
F#m
So save me from the pirates, baby, you’re the one ,
D Dm
And then take my words away on the Day of Black Sun!
You’ll sneak into my tent and we’ll begin,
E
And hope that Zuko doesn’t walk in,
F#m
So grab you’re glider, c’mon let’s soar,
D Dm
‘Cause you’re the one I’d close my seventh chakra for!
princezuko replied to your post: Why do you hate Zutara?
heyyyy. victoria doesn’t hate zutara gtfo

Forever an Ichihime shipper, so been there, done that.
I don’t hate any ship, so—
Okay, maybe Jetara. No not really. Not hate. Just dislike.
Today, I realized that my shy and dorky self would never have had the courage talk to the love of my life if it hadn’t have been for our mutual love of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Though he supports Kataang, and I Zutara, I knew from our first words (“You like Avatar too??” “Um.. Yeah. Who are you?”) that we are meant to be. MLIATLA.

Submitted by chicken-pig-whatsthedifference.
Anonymous asked: Soooo...
Kataang or Zutara?
Real money or Monopoly money?
princezuko replied to your post: It would totally make my day if Kataang became a trending topic on Twitter.
errr… it wouldbe nicer if it was zutara :)
gobbles replied to your post: It would totally make my day if Kataang became a trending topic on Twitter.
I think you meant to say if zutara became a trending topic! :P
Oh you guys.

photo credits to crusanite.
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite avatar crossover?
Hey, anon… What do you mean? Like, crossover with another title?
If so, I’m a musical fanatic. The Phantom of the Opera relates so well to ATLA.Unfortunately it only really works out well for Zutarians. Zuko would probably be the phantom, because they both have facial deformities and have a dark past involving being disowned by their parents. Katara would be Christine, because she’s the protagonist female, and has the romantic challenges in the series. Aang would be like Raoul, because he is Katara’s current partner and a man of great renown and respect, and at the end of both the play and the series Raoul and Christine end up together and so do Katara and Aang.
*SPOILERS*
This crossover scares me, because in the sequel to The Phantom of the Opera called ‘Love Never Dies’ (I think you can only see it in London), Raoul and Christine have a son (Tenzin?). At the end of the play we find out that the phantom is actually the father of Christine’s son and she has loved him all along, even though she married Raoul. WTF. Oh, and then Christine’s BFF Meg shoots and kills her, nbd.
Gosh I hope that this analogy ISN’T canon in LoK! (Especially cause Tenzin is an airbender, and Zuko prolly can’t conceive one…)
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, see the movie or the show. You won’t regret it. Let’s hope LoK won’t be as disappointing as ‘Love Never Dies’!
Cool question, bro.
SUBMIT MLIATLA GUISE.
Peace, anon.