THE BOULDER
6 EARTH RUMBLE
GAOLING, EARTH KINGDOM
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CAREER OBJECTIVE : THE BOULDER WILL CRUSH EVERYTHING IN THE PATH OF THE EARTH KINGDOM FOR A GREAT SUM OF MONEY AND GLORY.
HIGHLIGHTS OF EXPERIENCE
- FUCKING UP THE FIRE NATION CAPITAL
- ALMOST BEATING TOPH
- CAPTURING THE AVATAR (SORT OF)
- TALKING IN THIRD PERSON
- FIGHTING IN EARTH RUMBLE TOURNAMENTS
- GROWING A BEARD
PERSONAL SKILLS
CAN CRUSH
- THE BOULDER CRUSHES THE BIG BAD HIPPO
- THE BOULDER CRUSHES THE GOPHER
- THE BOULDER CRUSHES THE FIRE NATION MAN WITH PLEASURE
- THE BOULDER CRUSHES THE GECKO
CAN ROCKALANCHE
- THE BOULDER THREATENS TO ROCKALANCHE A SMALL BLIND GIRL
- THE BOULDER IS ROCKALANCHED BY A SMALL BLIND GIRL
CAN SEW
- THE BOULDER WAS PART OF HIS HIGH SCHOOL SEWING CLUB
- THE BOULDER MAKES ALL OF HIS OWN LOIN CLOTHS
- THE BOULDER PRIDES HIMSELF IN THIS
- THE BOULDER’S GARGANTUAN FINGERS ARE SUPRISINGLY NIMBLE
WORK HISTORY
98 ASC - 100 ASC
EARTH RUMBLE CONTENDER
EARTH RUMBLE
GAOLING, EARTH KINGDOM
100 ASC - STILL
WARRIOR OF JUSTICE
HIS KINGDOM
HIS KINGDOM
EDUCATION
THE BOULDER ATTENDED SCHOOL, GAOLING, 96 ASC.
· THE BOULDER IS TRILINGUAL
- HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN ENGLISH, SPANISH, AND MANDARIN
· THE BOULDER IS A GOOD SOUL
- HE SAVED A KID FROM CHOKING THIS ONE TIME
- EXCEPT FOR HE BROKE FOUR OF HIS RIBS